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Funny Florist Gifts from Friends for Men Christmas Unique Keychain 'I'm A Florist, My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity'
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$21.95
Regular price
$43.95
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A compact stainless steel keychain designed for florists and anyone who loves flowers and a sharp sense of humor. Its bold, lasting engraving adds a bit of levity to daily routines, whether on the job or on the go.
- Material: High-quality stainless steel with a sleek black finish for durability and style.
- Engraved Quote: Features the humorous message “I'M A FLORIST MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY” for daily amusement.
- Compact Design: Small, lightweight tag that slides easily onto a keyring or bag.
- Attachment: Includes a sturdy ring to securely hold keys or small accessories.
- Ideal Gift: A thoughtful, funny present for florists, flower lovers, gardeners, or anyone who appreciates a good joke.
- Care & Durability: Stainless steel resists rust and wear; the black finish stays legible over time.
This keychain turns a simple accessory into a conversation starter and daily mood-lifter. It’s perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or just a cheeky surprise any day of the week. It pairs with work bags, purses, or key sets, making it easy to gift and to carry—so the florist in your life can carry a smile with every turn of the key.
