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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten a fellow florist’s day with a playful, confidence-forward accessory that blends humor with everyday style. This Funny Florist Rope Bracelet is designed for florists, flower lovers, and friends who value a cheeky quip as much as a great bracelet.
- Engraved Quote: Features the memorable line “I'M A FLORIST. MY LEVEL OF SARCASM DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY.” etched on a black stainless steel plate for lasting readability.
- Material & Craft: Sturdy black stainless steel plate paired with an interlaced rope, engineered to resist rust, corrosion, and tarnishing for daily wear.
- Adjustable Fit: Thoughtfully adjustable design ensures a comfortable fit for different wrist sizes without sacrificing the bracelet’s clean silhouette.
- Color & Style: Sleek black finish with a refined braided rope look that pairs well with casual or smart-casual outfits.
- Gift Packaging: Comes in an organza bag, making gifting quick, presentable, and ready to give.
- Unisex Appeal: Designed to suit men, women, or friends who appreciate a dash of humor and a touch of elegance.
This bracelet isn’t just a joke—it’s a thoughtful nod to the craft and dedication of florists. The durable materials mean it stands up to busy days in the shop or garden, while the understated black finish keeps it versatile for day-to-night wear. Its humor makes it a memorable Christmas gift, birthday surprise, or a lighthearted treat for anyone who loves flowers and sarcasm in equal measure. A unique, wearable keepsake that celebrates both craft and personality.
