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Funny Forester Gifts from Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - Two Tone Coffee Mug with 'Don't Trust A Forester That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Quote
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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Kick off every morning with a Forester-approved laugh and a hot cup of coffee. This Two Tone Coffee Mug is the perfect gift for foresters, forestry students, coworkers, or family who love the outdoors and a good joke.

  • Capacity: 11oz for a standard cup of coffee or tea, sized for daily use
  • Two-Tone Color Options: four stylish combinations — Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, and Pink & White
  • Material: high-quality ceramic with a durable, everyday-friendly finish
  • Care: microwave safe for quick warming and dishwasher safe for easy cleanup
  • Printed Quote: bold, ready-to-spark conversation with the line “Don't Trust A Forester That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot”
  • Designed for Comfort: comfortable C-shaped handle and a balanced base for steady sipping

This mug brings practical, long-lasting use to your daily routine while adding a touch of humor to the outdoors lifestyle. It makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who loves coffee and the forest, from seasoned foresters to weekend hikers. The 11-ounce capacity keeps your caffeine ritual consistent, and the sturdy ceramic construction stands up to the rigors of busy mornings, office desks, and campsite kitchens alike.

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