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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the playful spirit of French Bulldog lovers with a tumbler that blends humor and everyday practicality. This stainless steel tumbler carries the bold message: “You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My French Bulldog.”
- Sizes available: 20oz and 30oz options to match your caffeine needs and hydration goals
- Material and finish: durable stainless steel with a sleek black powder-coated finish for a modern, comfortable grip
- Insulation: double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot for hours and cold drinks cold for extended periods
- Laser engraving: permanent, fade-proof design created in our workshop (not printed or vinyl)
- Lid: clear, spill-resistant lid included to minimize leaks during travel
- Cup-holder compatibility: thoughtfully sized to fit most cup holders for effortless commuting, work, and errands
- Gift-ready appeal: an fun, unique Valentine’s or dog-lover gift for men, women, friends, or family
This tumbler solves the everyday challenge of keeping beverages at the right temperature while on the go. The durable stainless steel and powder-coated finish withstand daily use, while the laser-engraved design stays sharp through washing and wear. Whether you’re the proud French Bulldog owner or the friend who’s heard the phrase “you’re not my French Bulldog” one too many times, this tumbler adds a touch of humor and heart to your routine. It’s ideal for daily coffee or tea, long days on the job, travel, or any moment you want a little canine-inspired personality in your beverageware.
