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Are you a Funeral Director looking for a unique gift or a fun way to express your personality? Or do you know a Funeral Director who doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot? Don't Trust A Funeral Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot - it's a motto that's sure to strike a chord with any Funeral Director. This Christmas, get them a tumbler that showcases their unapologetic attitude and sense of humor. A tumbler that's as bold as they are.
This tumbler is not just any ordinary tumbler. It's a high-quality, 20oz or 30oz capacity, vacuum-insulated tumbler made from stainless steel and powder-coated for a sleek look. It keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, making it perfect for any Funeral Director who's always on the go. And with its lid, you can take it with you wherever you go.
As a gift for a Funeral Director, this tumbler is a thoughtful and unique present that shows you care. And if you're a Funeral Director yourself, it's a great way to add some personality to your daily routine. Whether you're sipping coffee or enjoying a cold drink, this tumbler is sure to bring a smile to your face. So why settle for a boring, generic gift when you can give a Funeral Director something that truly reflects their personality?
So don't wait any longer - get your Funeral Director tumbler today and show them that you trust them to drink coffee and say fuck a lot. A great gift for any occasion, this tumbler is sure to be a hit. And with its high-quality materials and design, it's a gift that will last for years to come. Don't miss out and show your Funeral Director some love this Christmas.
Funny Funeral Director Gifts for Men, 'Don't Trust' Humorous Tumbler, Unique Christmas Memorable Presents, Gifts from Family to Friends
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
$79.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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MADE IN THE USA
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This tumbler is not just any ordinary tumbler. It's a high-quality, 20oz or 30oz capacity, vacuum-insulated tumbler made from stainless steel and powder-coated for a sleek look. It keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, making it perfect for any Funeral Director who's always on the go. And with its lid, you can take it with you wherever you go.
As a gift for a Funeral Director, this tumbler is a thoughtful and unique present that shows you care. And if you're a Funeral Director yourself, it's a great way to add some personality to your daily routine. Whether you're sipping coffee or enjoying a cold drink, this tumbler is sure to bring a smile to your face. So why settle for a boring, generic gift when you can give a Funeral Director something that truly reflects their personality?
So don't wait any longer - get your Funeral Director tumbler today and show them that you trust them to drink coffee and say fuck a lot. A great gift for any occasion, this tumbler is sure to be a hit. And with its high-quality materials and design, it's a gift that will last for years to come. Don't miss out and show your Funeral Director some love this Christmas.
- Our Funny Gifts from Men to Funeral Directors for Christmas Unique Tumblers are designed to bring a smile to the face of any Funeral Director. With their funny design and high-quality materials, they're the perfect way to show your appreciation and personality. Whether you're buying for a friend, family member, or coworker, these tumblers are sure to impress.
- Made of high-quality stainless steel and powder coating, our tumblers keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours. With a capacity of 20oz or 30oz, you'll never run out of room for your favorite beverages. And with a lid to keep your drinks secure, you can enjoy your favorite coffee or tea on the go.
- As a Funeral Director, you know that life is short, and we should make the most of it. That's why we love the quote 'Don't Trust A Funeral Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' - it's a witty reminder that even in the most solemn of professions, we need a little bit of humor to keep us going. Our tumblers are the perfect way to show your personality and sense of humor.
- Whether you're buying for a friend, family member, or coworker, our Funny Gifts from Men to Funeral Directors for Christmas Unique Tumblers are the perfect way to show your appreciation and personality. And with their high-quality materials and practical design, they're a gift that will be used and enjoyed for years to come.
- So why wait? Don't miss out and make a Funeral Director's day a little brighter with our unique and funny tumblers. You can order one for yourself or as a gift for someone special. Either way, you'll be sure to bring a smile to their face and show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication.
✨ Features & Details
🔥 Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
🖤 Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
☕ Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
🧊 Durable stainless steel construction built for daily use
🧼 Clear, spill-resistant lid included
🚗 Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
🎁 Available sizes:
20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
