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If you're a Funeral Director who's always on the go, you know that a good cup of coffee is essential to get through the tough days.
That's why we created this bold Rope Bracelet with a quote that'll make you laugh and think - 'Don't Trust A Funeral Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.
This black Rope Bracelet is made with high-quality black stainless steel with interlaced rope, resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. It's adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, so you can wear it however you like. Plus, it comes in an organza bag, perfect for a quick gift for fellow Funeral Directors or a unique addition to your own Christmas gift-giving.
Whether you're sending this Rope Bracelet to a friend or loved one, or buying it for yourself, you'll love the way it looks and feels. The quote is a hilarious reminder to always speak your mind and not take life too seriously, even on the toughest of days. So why not get one for your favorite Funeral Director today and make their Christmas a little brighter?
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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That's why we created this bold Rope Bracelet with a quote that'll make you laugh and think - 'Don't Trust A Funeral Director That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.
This black Rope Bracelet is made with high-quality black stainless steel with interlaced rope, resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. It's adjustable from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, so you can wear it however you like. Plus, it comes in an organza bag, perfect for a quick gift for fellow Funeral Directors or a unique addition to your own Christmas gift-giving.
Whether you're sending this Rope Bracelet to a friend or loved one, or buying it for yourself, you'll love the way it looks and feels. The quote is a hilarious reminder to always speak your mind and not take life too seriously, even on the toughest of days. So why not get one for your favorite Funeral Director today and make their Christmas a little brighter?
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