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This bold rope bracelet is designed for funeral directors and those who want to celebrate them—durable, discreet, and meaningful enough for daily wear. It features the engraved message "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Funeral Director" to honor the profession.
- Material: Black braided rope with a stainless steel plate
- Engraving: Black stainless steel plate engraved with the phrase "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Funeral Director"
- Color: Black
- Adjustability: Length adjustable from 3.34" to 9.84" to fit most wrist sizes
- Durability: Resistant to rust, corrosion, and tarnishing for lasting wear
- Packaging: Includes a gift-ready organza bag
This bracelet offers a tangible way to honor a graduation, a colleague, or a loved one in the funeral services field. The adjustable cord ensures comfortable wear on most wrists, while the engraved plate keeps the inspirational message legible through daily use. Presented in an organza bag, it makes a thoughtful gift that conveys appreciation and respect for dedication to helping families during difficult times.
