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Kick off mornings with a mug that understands your day. This two-tone ceramic mug is the perfect gift for Database Administrators who love coffee and a touch of sarcasm, featuring the message: "I May Be A Database Administrator, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Two-tone ceramic design: Distinctive two-tone glaze adds personality to any desk or kitchen space.
- 11oz capacity: Generous size to enjoy a solid cup of coffee or tea during long SQL sessions.
- High-quality ceramic: Durable construction designed for daily use at home or in the office.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe: Easy to reheat beverages and effortless cleanup after a busy day.
- Printed quote: Features the memorable line “I May Be A Database Administrator, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.”
- Gift-ready for DBA-related occasions: An ideal Mother’s Day gift or a thoughtful desk-side token for coworkers and family members in database administration.
This mug blends practicality with humor to elevate daily routines. The 11-ounce capacity supports a standard coffee ritual, while the microwave-safe ceramic and dishwasher-safe design simplify reheating and cleaning. Whether used at the office or at home, the witty quote adds a lighthearted moment to teamwork and project crunch times. It’s a thoughtful gift for Mother’s Day or for any DBA, coworker, or family member who appreciates a good laugh with their caffeine.
