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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This white ceramic mug is built for daily use by funeral directors and their colleagues who appreciate a sharp, lighthearted joke about the profession. It features the message "I'm A Funeral Director. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Capacity: 11oz or 15oz options to suit different coffee preferences
- Material: White ceramic for durability and a classic look
- Microwave Safe: Yes, convenient for reheating
- Dishwasher Safe: Yes, easy to clean after use
- Color: Crisp white exterior with black text for high readability
- Design: Bold, humorous typography that stands out on any desk or break room counter
- Comfort: Ergonomic C-shaped handle designed for a comfortable grip
- Craftsmanship: Sturdy ceramic built to withstand daily use and frequent washing
Designed as a thoughtful and practical gift, this mug is ideal for graduation, birthdays, or simply to express appreciation for a funeral director’s dedication. The durable ceramic construction keeps beverages hot, while the easy-clean surface makes maintenance a breeze. Its humorous, office-appropriate quote is sure to spark a smile at the start of a long day, making it a memorable addition to any desk, staff room, or home office.
