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Bring a touch of humor to every shift with this black ceramic mug, a perfect gift for Funeral Directors or anyone who appreciates a witty, workplace-ready quip. It features the bold message: "I'm A Funeral Director. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Color: Black
- Capacity: 11oz or 15oz options
- Material: Ceramic
- Care: Microwave safe
- Care (Dishwasher) : Dishwasher safe
- Use: Suitable for hot or cold beverages
- Design: Printed, high-contrast typography for easy readability
- Gift suitability: Ideal for Funeral Directors, graduates, or colleagues who appreciate humor in the workplace
This durable ceramic mug blends everyday practicality with a playful dose of sarcasm, making it a memorable way to celebrate achievements or simply brighten a colleague’s day. Its sturdy build and versatile 11oz/15oz sizes ensure it’s comfortable for morning coffee, tea, or any favorite beverage, while the bold quote is sure to spark a smile during busy days or during graduation celebrations.