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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the craft and the coffee ritual with a mug that speaks to jewelers and jewelry lovers alike. This two-tone ceramic mug blends humor with everyday practicality — and it does it with a wink. “Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” is the cheeky reminder you’ll love starting your day with.
- Capacity: 11 oz, the perfect size for a standard morning brew or afternoon pick-me-up.
- Two-Tone Design: Bold Black/White, Red/White, Navy/White, or Pink/White combinations add a splash of personality.
- Material: High-quality ceramic crafted for durability and a smooth, comfortable grip.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for everyday convenience.
- Gift-Ready: A fun, unique gift idea for Christmas, birthdays, or "just because" moments for jewelers and coffee lovers alike.
This mug helps you enjoy a reliable caffeine boost while showcasing your personality and sense of humor. The durable ceramic withstands daily use from studio mornings to office breaks, and the dishwasher-safe design makes cleanup effortless. With four color options, you can pick a style that matches a jeweler's workspace or the recipient’s favorite palette — making it a memorable, practical gift that stands out from ordinary mugs.
