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Funny Gifts from Friends for Assistant Principal Christmas Unique Mugs - Don't Trust An Assistant Principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Meet the Two Tone Coffee Mug—crafted for the coffee-loving assistant principal who appreciates a candid moment with their morning brew. It speaks volumes with one bold message: "Don't Trust An Assistant Principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."

  • Two-Tone Color Options: Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, or Pink & White to match office style or personal taste.
  • Capacity: 11-ounce capacity for a reliable daily brew.
  • Material & Finish: High-quality ceramic with a clean, glossy finish built for regular use.
  • Printed Message: Features the humorous quote that resonates with caffeine lovers who appreciate a straightforward morning mood booster.
  • Care & Convenience: Microwave and dishwasher safe for quick reheats and easy cleanup.
  • Gift Appeal: A thoughtful, funny gift for Christmas, teacher appreciation, or any occasion to recognize a busy, coffee-loving administrator.

This mug helps brighten busy mornings by pairing practicality with a moment of levity. The 11-ounce size is comfortable to hold and sip from, while the four color combinations let you tailor the gift to the recipient’s style. Its microwave- and dishwasher-safe ceramic construction makes it a reliable everyday companion for home or the staff room, turning coffee breaks into a small, shared moment of humor. Whether you’re gifting a colleague, a coworker, or the assistant principal yourself, this mug adds personality to the daily routine and fosters a lighthearted work atmosphere.

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