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Add a touch of wit and workplace pride to the holidays with this stainless steel snowflake ornament designed for Crime Scene Technicians who love their coffee. Perfect as a Christmas gift for teammates, colleagues, or a playful addition to their office tree, it features the cheeky motto: 'Don't Trust A Crime Scene Technician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.
- Material: Premium stainless steel for durability and a sleek, shatterproof finish.
- Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, a substantial yet unobtrusive desk or tree ornament.
- Design: Classic snowflake shape that complements professional office décor and holiday displays.
- Message: The exact quote printed on the ornament for a humorous, relatable touch.
- Finish: Polished, glare-free surface that catches light on a Christmas tree or desk setup.
- Care: Easy to wipe clean and quick to hang with a secure loop for indoor display.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful, unique present for Crime Scene Technicians, investigators, or coffee lovers in teams.
This ornament is designed for practical appeal as well as humor. Its stainless steel construction makes it durable for year-to-year use, while the 3.14-inch diameter offers a noticeable presence without overwhelming a small tree or workspace. The included quote, loved by colleagues who know the ratio of caffeine to casework, makes it an ideal Secret Santa, desk gift, or team-building novelty. Whether hung on the office Christmas tree, on a corkboard display, or as a personal desk ornament, it serves as a lighthearted reminder of hard work, caffeine favorites, and camaraderie.