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Celebrate the humor and hard work of database professionals with this Circle Ornament. Designed for DBAs, coworkers, friends, and family, its playful message adds personality to holiday decor. The quote reads: 'I'm a Database Administrator. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.'
- Material: MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it safe around children and pets
- Finish: High-gloss coating for a polished, festive look
- Includes: Festive gold cord for easy hanging and decorating
- Design: Circle ornament featuring the DBA sarcasm quote
A thoughtful gift that recognizes a DBA's expertise with a playful twist. It doubles as home or office decor—hang it on a tree, display on a desk, or add to a holiday centerpiece. The durable MDF core and protective finish withstand daily handling, while the gold cord adds a touch of celebration. Perfect for coworker gifts, Secret Santa, or a lighthearted keepsake that earns smiles year after year.
