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Funny Gifts from Men to Jeweler Friends - Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot Heart Ornament for Christmas Unique Gifts
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet a playful, heartfelt keepsake designed for the jeweler who loves coffee and a good laugh. The Heart Ornament features the bold quote "Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot" and makes a memorable gift for Christmas or any occasion.
- Material: MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and shine.
- Size: 2.75″ tall, 1/8″ thick.
- Weight: 0.5 oz, lightweight for easy display anywhere.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for vibrant, long-lasting color.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for immediate ornamenting on a tree or display.
- Design: Bright, fade-resistant colors that stand out on any Christmas tree or home decor.
- Ideal Use: Perfect as a humorous Christmas ornament or playful desk decor for jeweler friends.
This ornament goes beyond simple humor by combining quality materials with a standout design that’s built to last. The sturdy MDF core and glossy finish handle daily holiday use, while the vivid sublimation print keeps the joke bright for years. Its lightweight construction makes it safe for households with kids or pets, and the included gold cord ensures it’s ready to hang right out of the box. Ideal for coworkers, family, or close friends who appreciate a cheeky nod to the jeweler’s craft and daily coffee ritual—great for Christmas, birthdays, and anniversaries.
