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Funny Golden Retriever Dog Lover Gifts from Friends for Birthday - You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My Golden Retriever. Two Tone Coffee Mug
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$24.95
Regular price
$49.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
The Funny Golden Retriever Two-Tone Coffee Mug is designed for Golden Retriever lovers who appreciate a wink with their morning brew. It proudly features the message “You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My Golden Retriever.” to bring a smile with every sip.
- Material: Ceramic mug with a durable two-tone finish
- Color Options: Four combinations—Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, Pink & White
- Design: Prominent, witty quote that celebrates Golden Retriever love
- Care: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning
- Ideal For: Golden Retriever owners, dog lovers, and anyone seeking a lighthearted gift
By blending humor with everyday practicality, this mug enhances daily coffee or tea moments. The sturdy ceramic build stands up to regular use, while microwave and dishwasher safety adds convenience for busy mornings or office breaks. With four color options to choose from, it’s a thoughtful gift idea for birthdays, milestones, or simply to celebrate someone’s love of Golden Retrievers.
