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This 'I Am A Housekeeper. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.' Star Ornament is a hilarious and eye-catching addition to any room. The Housekeeper's witty quote is printed vibrantly from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright and vivid colors that will stand out on your Christmas tree or mantel.
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