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Delight the Drug Counselor in your life with a bold, humorous oval ornament that celebrates their dedication. Featuring the quote "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Drug Counselor," this keepsake blends whimsy with appreciation for their important work.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting color and a polished look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, full-bleed imagery that resists fading.
- Shape: Oval ornament designed for festive display on trees, hooks, or shelves.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord makes hanging quick and secure.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets.
This ornament serves as a thoughtful tribute to Drug Counselors, offering a lighthearted way to recognize their hard work during the holiday season or year-round. Its durable construction and vivid print help the design stay vibrant for years, while the compact, lightweight form makes it easy to display in a variety of spaces or gift-ready for colleagues, friends, or loved ones.
