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A humorous yet practical gift for insurance professionals who start their day with a strong coffee. This black stainless steel tumbler carries the witty message: "I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Insurance Adjuster," making it a relatable and smile-worthy birthday or appreciation gift.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to suit different caffeine needs and days on the job.
- Color & Finish: Sleek black, with a durable powder-coated exterior for a professional look and a comfortable grip.
- Material: High-quality stainless steel designed for long-lasting durability and everyday use.
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated, double-wall construction that helps keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold longer.
- Design: Clear, durable printing of the humorous quote that adds a touch of personality to a busy workday.
- Care & Maintenance: Easy to clean and maintain, built to withstand the hustle of on-the-go insurance work.
Whether you’re looking for a birthday surprise, a holiday gesture, or a fun way to recognize a colleague, friend, or family member in the insurance field, this tumbler delivers both practicality and personality. It’s ideal for coffee or tea lovers who appreciate a lighthearted nod to their profession, and its sturdy construction ensures it stays by their side through back-to-back claims reviews and early-morning briefings.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration