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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate hard work with a touch of humor. This “I’m Not Perfect” Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet is a durable, comfortable accessory designed for janitors and the people who appreciate their essential contributions—perfect for Father’s Day or any moment you want to say thank you.
- Material: Black stainless steel plate with a silicone strap for toughness, rust resistance, and flexible comfort.
- Clasp: Glide lock clasp for a secure, easy-to-adjust fit that stays put during daily tasks.
- Engraved Message: Prominent inscription reads: “I’m Not Perfect, But I’m a Janitor and That’s Basically the Same Thing.”
- Color & Finish: Sleek black tone with a subtle metallic accent for a contemporary, masculine look.
- Adjustability: One-size-fits-most design that easily tightens or loosens to match different wrist sizes.
- Gift Packaging: Comes in a premium gift bag, making it ready to gift right away.
- Care: Durable, low-maintenance materials that resist tarnish and wipe clean with a soft cloth.
This bracelet isn’t just a joke—it’s a durable daily-wear accessory that honors janitors’ consistent, behind-the-scenes work. The combination of black stainless steel and silicone stands up to active environments and everyday wear, while the glide lock clasp ensures a confident fit from start to finish. It’s an thoughtful, ready-to-gift token for coworkers, family, or friends celebrating a janitor’s dedication—especially on Father’s Day.
