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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Brighten a coworker’s day with a smile-worthy mug that fits right into any office, break room, or home kitchen. This Keep Calm, I’m (almost) A Janitor. black ceramic mug is the perfect mix of humor and practicality for janitors, custodial staff, or anyone who loves a lighthearted joke.
- Size options: Available in 11oz and 15oz to suit different caffeine needs and long shifts.
- Material & finish: Black ceramic with a smooth, glossy finish that feels sturdy in the hand.
- Printed message: Crisp white typography featuring the playful quote “Keep Calm, I’m (almost) a Janitor.”
- Care & durability: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for easy reheats and quick cleanup.
- Ergonomic design: Comfortable handle designed for steady sipping during busy mornings.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful, humorous janitor gifts perfect for birthdays, holidays, or a simple “thank you.”
Whether you’re shopping for a friend, a colleague, or a dedicated janitor in your life, this mug delivers everyday joy with a touch of appreciation. The durable ceramic construction stands up to daily use, while the bold, readable print keeps the joke front and center from the first pour to the last drop. It’s an ideal gift to acknowledge the hard work of janitorial staff—funny, practical, and genuinely memorable.
