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Funny Jeweler Gifts for Men - Black Coffee Mug, Unique Christmas Memorable Presents from Friends to Jeweler, 'Don't Trust A Jeweler'
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

A playful, durable black ceramic coffee mug crafted for jeweler enthusiasts and anyone who fuels their day with caffeine. Message: start your morning with humor. "Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."

  • Capacity: Available in 11oz or 15oz to match how much coffee you need to power through your day.
  • Material: Made from sturdy ceramic with a sleek black finish that looks great on any desk or workspace.
  • Design & Quote: Bold white text featuring the cheeky, conversation-starting phrase—perfect for office coffee corners or shop floors.
  • Care & Convenience: Microwave safe for quick reheats and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
  • Gift Appeal: An ideal humorous gift for jewelers, jewelry lovers, or coffee enthusiasts—especially suitable for Christmas and other gifting occasions.

This mug combines practicality with personality, helping you enjoy a hot cup of coffee while sharing a bit of humor with coworkers, friends, and clients. Its durable ceramic build withstands daily use, and the dishwasher-safe glaze makes cleanup a breeze. With two size options, it's versatile for long mornings at the workbench or quick espresso breaks between appointments. Whether you’re buying for yourself or as a thoughtful gift, this mug is a memorable way to celebrate a love of coffee and jewelry crafting.

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