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Funny Jeweler Gifts for Men, Christmas Unique Circle Ornaments from Friends, 'Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'
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$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A witty white circle ornament crafted for the jeweler in your life. Perfect as a Christmas gift or desk accent, it blends humor with a nod to the craft. "Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot"—a bold joke that fellow jewelry lovers will instantly get.
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting color and a polished look.
- Color & Shape: White, circular ornament designed to stand out on any Christmas tree or display.
- Printing Method: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that resist fading over time.
- Durability: Lightweight and break-resistant, making it suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Gift Appeal: A humorous, thoughtful gift for jewelers, friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a good laugh.
This ornament elevates holiday décor with a unique, conversation-starting touch. It’s ideal for anyone who loves jewelry and a bit of playful humor, whether you’re gifting at a white elephant exchange, stocking stuffer, or personal Christmas collection. The durable construction and vibrant print ensure it remains a festive, eye-catching piece year after year, while its light weight makes it easy to hang or display in creative setups.
