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Funny Jeweler Gifts from Friends, Oval Ornament for Christmas Unique Gifts, Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate the humor and craft of the jeweler in your life with a festive oval ornament that shines with personality. This unique Christmas keepsake doubles as a conversation starter, proudly featuring the cheeky line: "Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."

  • Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for bright, vivid colors that resist fading over time.
  • Design & Shape: Clean white oval silhouette that complements any holiday décor while keeping a modern, polished look.
  • Printing Method: Sublimation printing delivers sharp, vibrant graphics designed to endure years of holiday display.
  • Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included, making it ready to hang on the tree, garland, or a jewelry workspace display.
  • Gift Appeal: Thoughtful and humorous—an ideal gift for jewelers, jewelry lovers, or anyone who appreciates a lighthearted nod to the craft.

This ornament isn’t just decoration—it’s a practical, durable keepsake that adds personality to your holiday setup. The fade-resistant colors ensure it stays bright year after year, even in busy homes with kids or pets. Its lightweight construction makes it easy to mail as a gift or to bring along to holiday gatherings, while the playful quote adds a memorable touch that friends and clients will remember. Perfect for adding a little sparkle and a lot of smiles to a tree, desk, or storefront display.

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