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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A bold, practical tumbler built for jewelers, jewelry lovers, and coffee aficionados who love a good laugh. Message: "Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot"—a playful quote that sparks conversation and helps you stay energized through long days at the bench.
- Size: Available in 20oz and 30oz capacities to fit your caffeine needs and daily routine.
- Material & Finish: High-quality stainless steel with a sleek black powder coating for durability and a modern look.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved in our workshop for a permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to help minimize leaks on the move.
- Portability: Fits most cup holders, making it ideal for work, travel, and errands.
- Gift Appeal: A unique, humorous gift for jewelers, jewelry lovers, and coffee enthusiasts for Christmas, Hanukkah, or any celebration.
More than just a joke, this tumbler delivers dependable performance for daily life. The durable stainless steel and powder coating withstand busy workshop days, commutes, and travel, while the long-lasting insulation ensures your coffee stays hot during long conversations at the bench or coffee breaks between projects. The laser-engraved message stays legible through daily use, adding personality without sacrificing cleanliness or readability. With two sizes to choose from, you can tailor your kit to your hydration and caffeine habits—whether you want a compact 20oz for shorter runs or a 30oz for extra hydration on long days. This makes it an ideal gift for the jeweler in your life or for anyone who loves jewelry and a good cup of coffee.
