OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
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All our products are made with love in the USA.
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the craft and camaraderie of the jewelry world with a Funny Star Ornament designed for jewelers, coffee lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. This keepsake blends humor with durability, featuring the bold message: "Don't Trust A Jeweler That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting display.
- Printing Method: Edge-to-edge Sublimation ensures bright, vivid colors that stay sharp over time.
- Design: Classic star shape accented by a humorous, jeweler-focused quote.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy, attractive display on a Christmas tree or garlands.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for homes with kids or pets.
- Gift Appeal: A playful, thoughtful present for friends, coworkers, family, or anyone who loves jewelry and coffee.
This ornament is more than decoration—it’s a thoughtful, conversation-starting gift that resonates with anyone in the jewelry community or who enjoys a good coffee-fueled morning. Its durable construction and vibrant print keep the message legible and eye-catching year after year, whether hung on a tree, displayed on a mantle, or brightening a desk. A unique, memorable way to show appreciation for the jeweler in your life.