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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the Law Enforcement Officer in your life with a durable, witty tumbler designed for daily use. This 20 oz stainless steel tumbler features a laser-engraved quote that blends humor with appreciation—perfect for Mother's Day, birthdays, or a thoughtful “just because” gift.
- Laser-engraved inscription: Permanent, fade-proof design prints the exact quote—“I'm Not Perfect but I'm a Law Enforcement Officer and That's Basically the Same Thing”—not printed or vinyl, so it lasts wash after wash.
- Material & finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that stands up to daily use.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, ready when you are on the go.
- Capacity: 20 oz capacity is ideal for a full coffee routine or hydration on long shifts.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid helps minimize messes during commutes and travel.
- Cup-holder compatibility: Designed to fit most standard cup holders for easy transport at work, on duty, or during errands.
- Care & durability: Built to endure daily use, with easy-to-clean construction that keeps looking sharp.
- Gift-ready appeal: A thoughtful and humorous token of appreciation that trains focus on the officer’s dedication while bringing a smile to their day.
This tumbler blends practical features with a lighthearted message that resonates with officers and the people who support them. It’s the kind of gift that supports a busy lifestyle—keeping beverages at the right temperature, reducing disposable cup waste, and offering a wink of encouragement every time it’s used.
