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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
A witty, durable tumbler built for loan officers and the people who cheer them on—an ideal gift for moms, colleagues, or friends who bring dedication to every loan. It blends humor with practical everyday use, making it a standout Mother's Day surprise.
- Laser-engraved quote: “I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Loan Officer And That's Basically The Same Thing” is permanently etched for lasting visibility (not printed or vinyl).
- Material & finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel combines a sleek look with rugged durability for daily wear and travel.
- Insulation technology: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours, reducing the need for frequent refills.
- Sizes available: 20oz for everyday use and 30oz for long days, ensuring you have the right capacity on busy schedules.
- Lid design: Spill-resistant lid helps minimize leaks at the desk, in the car, or on the go.
- Cup-holder friendly: Ergonomic shape and size are designed to fit most standard cup holders, making it convenient for commutes and errands.
- Care: Durable construction with a recommendation for hand washing to preserve the laser-engraved finish.
This tumbler isn’t just a gag gift—it's a practical everyday companion that respects a busy professional’s routine. The laser-engraved inscription stays readable over time, and the robust stainless steel construction supports daily use, from early morning coffees to afternoon iced drinks. It’s an approachable, thoughtful gesture that communicates appreciation for a loan officer’s hard work, whether they’re celebrated on Mother’s Day or any ordinary day.
