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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate Christmas with a little bite of humor crafted for the sassy machinist in your life. This oval ornament features a bold message that’s sure to spark a smile on the tree or mantel: "I'm A Machinist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Shape: Oval ornament for a clean, modern look that sits nicely on a tree, mantel, or gift display
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish designed to endure holiday wear
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant colors that resist fading
- Color: White base to make the bold black lettering pop
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy, secure display
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for households with kids or pets
- Versatility: Ideal as a Christmas tree ornament or a playful gift tag
This ornament adds personality to holiday décor, offering a humorous nod to craftsmanship while staying practical and durable. The sturdy MDF base with a glossy finish stands up to handling during the season, and the vibrant print remains legible year after year. Its lightweight design and included hanging cord simplify display, making it easy to bright up any festive setting. A unique, thoughtful gift for friends or family who work in the shop or simply appreciate a sharp-witted holiday quip.
