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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the machinist in your life with this heart-shaped ornament that carries a bold, cheeky message. The transcription reads: "I'm A Machinist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." A fun, thoughtful gift for Christmas or any occasion.
- Material: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, fade-resistant text.
- Design: White heart shape with bold, easy-to-read typography that stands out in any decor.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for quick and secure display on trees, hooks, or walls.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, making it suitable for households with children or pets.
- Gift Idea: Ideal for Christmas, a workplace Secret Santa, or a humorous keepsake for a fellow machinist.
This ornament blends humor with a touch of workshop charm, turning a simple decoration into a memorable conversation piece. Its durable construction and vibrant print ensure it can be enjoyed year after year, whether hung on a tree, displayed in a workshop, or gifted to teammates who share the love of machining and a good laugh.
