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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate craftsmanship with a playful twist. This star ornament is designed for machinists and enthusiasts alike, and features the on-product message: "I'm A Machinist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Finish & Print: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid colors that resist fading over time.
- Design: Whimsical star shape that adds personality to Christmas trees, garlands, desks, or shelves.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord, ready to hang on the tree or display in any festive setting.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Gift Potential: A humorous, thoughtful gift for machinists, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a mechanical laugh.
This ornament combines humor with everyday practicality, turning holiday decor into a conversation starter. Its durable construction and easy hanging make it a versatile addition to any home or office—perfect for honoring a machinist’s craft while celebrating the season. A distinctive, smile-inducing gift that stands out from typical holiday decorations.
