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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten a massage therapist's space with a playful, bite-sized ornament designed for Christmas or everyday gifting. This oval ornament features a tongue-in-cheek message that’s sure to get a grin: "I'm a massage therapist. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity."
- Shape: Oval ornament ideal for hanging on a Christmas tree, a desk display, or a therapy room vignette.
- Material: Made from MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a sturdy, polished look.
- Finish: High-gloss coating provides a smooth surface that resists dulling over time.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy, ready-to-hang display.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with children or pets.
- Print: Bold, enduring quote that adds personality and humor to any space.
- Occasion: A thoughtful gift for massage therapists, perfect for Christmas or a spontaneous, just-because present.
Give a gift that honors their hard work with humor. This ornament adds personality to an office or home, serving as a conversation starter and a daily reminder to unwind after a long session. The sturdy MDF base and protective finish help it survive seasonal decorating and year‑round display, while the lightweight design makes it easy to relocate. The included gold hanging cord makes setup effortless, so you can enjoy festive flair without fuss.
