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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Bring humor and heart to the holiday season with a white, heart-shaped ornament designed for massage therapists. This playful keepsake displays the bold message: "I'm A Massage Therapist. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Material: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a sturdy, polished look
- Color & Shape: White, heart-shaped ornament that suits any Christmas decor
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors and sharp text
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord included for easy, decorative display
- Durability: Lightweight yet durable, resistant to breaking—great for homes with kids or pets
- Display Use: Ideal for Christmas trees, office desks, or bedside hooks, and a standout gift for massage therapists
- Gift Appeal: Thoughtful and humorous, perfect for colleagues, friends, or family members in the massage profession
This heart ornament combines personality with professional pride, making it a memorable conversation starter and a cheerful addition to any space. Whether hung on a tree, displayed in an office, or given as a lighthearted gift, it communicates appreciation for the hard work and humor of massage therapists. The included gold hanging cord adds a touch of festivity, while the durable MDF construction ensures it remains a keepsake for seasons to come.
