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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate achievement with a mug that captures bold humor. This black ceramic coffee mug features a confident, credits-worthy quote: “I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.”
- Color: Black
- Material: Ceramic
- Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Design: High-contrast printed text for easy readability
Designed as a standout gift for graduates, friends, or colleagues who appreciate quick-witted humor, this mug adds personality to daily routines. Its sturdy ceramic construction stands up to everyday use, while the two size options let you choose the right everyday carry—whether for a quick kick of caffeine or a long, thoughtful tea break. It’s a practical keepsake that celebrates confidence, clarity, and a bit of playful self-assurance.
