OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
- This snowflake ornament is a unique and quirky gift for the mortician in your life. Crafted from premium stainless steel, it's both sturdy and safe to use. The 3.14 inch diameter makes it a great size for any Christmas tree or wreath. Plus, the funny quote on the back will bring a smile to their face every time they see it. Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or coworker, this ornament is a great choice.
- As a mortician, you know how hard it can be to deal with the stress and sadness of your job. That's why a funny gift like this snowflake ornament can be such a great boost. It's a lighthearted way to show your appreciation for all that morticians do. And with its sturdy construction, you can be sure it will last for years to come.
- If you're looking for a unique gift for the mortician in your life, look no further. Our snowflake ornament is a one-of-a-kind present that any mortician would love. The funny quote on the back will bring a smile to their face every time they see it. And with its stainless steel construction, you can be sure it will withstand the test of time.
- Whether you're shopping for a friend, family member, or coworker, this snowflake ornament is a great choice. The funny quote on the back will bring a smile to their face every time they see it. And with its sturdy construction, you can be sure it will last for years to come. Plus, it's a great way to show your appreciation for all that morticians do.
- Don't miss out on this opportunity to show your appreciation for all that morticians do. Order your snowflake ornament today and give the gift of sarcasm this Christmas. Your mortician friends will appreciate the thought and humor behind this unique gift. And who knows, it might even bring a smile to their face. So why not order a few and give them to your favorite morticians this holiday season?