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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Brighten the season with a playful nod to the mortician profession. This white star ornament blends humor with durable craftsmanship for décor that lasts year after year. Its clean silhouette and confident print make it a thoughtful keepsake for colleagues, family, or anyone who appreciates lighthearted tribute.
- Sturdy MDF core with a scratch-resistant high-gloss finish keeps colors vibrant for years.
- Bold sublimation print ensures the quote remains crisp and fade-resistant through countless seasons. All men are created equal, but the coolest become a mortician.
- Festive gold hanging cord makes hanging on trees, garlands, or mantels effortless.
- Lightweight design is safe around kids and pets.
- Perfect gift for Christmas, birthdays, or just because a mortician in your life.
Care and fit: Wipe with a soft, damp cloth; avoid abrasive cleaners. Lightweight and sized for versatile display on trees, mantels, or desks.
Shipping & returns: Ships quickly and securely; returns are easy if it doesn't meet expectations.
