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*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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An amusing, heartwarming keepsake for the mortician in your life, this circle ornament blends humor with lasting display value. Printed on a sturdy MDF circle with a high-gloss finish, it features edge-to-edge sublimation for bright, durable color that stands up to daily admiration.
- Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers vivid color that won’t fade on walls, desks, or tree branches.
- Durable MDF circle with a protective high-gloss coating for long-lasting indoor display.
- Includes a festive gold hanging cord for quick, clutter-free decorating.
- Features the memorable quote, “All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Mortician,” in clean, modern typography.
- Lightweight and shatter-resistant, designed for homes with kids or pets.
Care: wipe with a soft damp cloth; avoid harsh cleaners. Size: standard circle ornament, compact and lightweight—easy to display anywhere.
Ships in sturdy packaging with easy returns if it doesn’t spark joy or fit your gifting needs.
