Skip to product information
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate a mortician’s dedication with a playful, heartfelt keepsake. The oval ornament features the bold message: "I'M A MORTICIAN. JUST LIKE A NORMAL MORTICIAN EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER." designed to spark smiles in any home or office.
- Material: Sturdy MDF construction for durability
- Finish: High-gloss plastic finish that provides a polished, long-lasting look
- Print Quality: Bright, vivid print to ensure the message remains crisp and eye-catching
- Design: Oval shape with a clean backdrop that puts the text in the spotlight
- Display & Giftability: Lightweight and easy to hang, ideal for Christmas trees, desks, or gifting to mortician enthusiasts
This ornament offers a thoughtful blend of humor and appreciation. It recognizes the behind-the-scenes dedication of morticians while adding personality to any space. With durable materials and a simple hanging method, it’s built to be enjoyed year after year—making it a memorable gift or a standout addition to holiday decor or office décor.
