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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the rhythm in their world with a playful, durable ornament crafted for musicians and coffee lovers alike. This oval keepsake brings humor and warmth to a tree, a desk, or a studio—and it proudly features the message "Don't Trust A Musician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine and durability.
- Print method: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors across the entire surface.
- Shape and display: Oval ornament designed to sit nicely on branches or shelves, enhancing any space.
- Hanging cord: Includes a festive gold hanging cord for quick, easy display.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for homes with kids or pets.
- Gift suitability: A humorous, thoughtful gift from friends or family for musicians or music lovers.
This ornament offers a distinctive, conversation-starting way to celebrate a musician’s craft and personality. The durable construction and vibrant print ensure it remains a cherished piece year after year, whether hung on a Christmas tree, displayed in a music room, or perched on a desk. It’s an effortless, fun gift that communicates appreciation with personality—perfect for friends, family, or coworkers who love music, caffeine, and a good laugh.
