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Funny Nurse Gifts from Friends to New Grad 'I Am A Nurse. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.' Tumbler for Nurses
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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Lighthearted and practical, this black stainless steel tumbler is the perfect gift for nurses—whether you’re celebrating a new grad or honoring a seasoned pro. The witty quote, “I Am A Nurse. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong,” adds a smile to every coffee break while the tumbler itself keeps up with busy shifts.

  • Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to match daily caffeine needs or long hospital rounds.
  • Color & Finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that resists daily wear.
  • Engraving: Laser-engraved in our workshop for a permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
  • Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
  • Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to help prevent leaks during commutes and rounds.
  • Durability: Built for daily use with sturdy stainless steel construction and reliable performance.
  • Portability: Fits most cup holders, making it ideal for work, travel, and errands.

This tumbler goes beyond a funny quote by delivering dependable temperature control and everyday practicality. Use it for a morning coffee before rounds, a refreshing cold drink during late-night shifts, or as a thoughtful, laughter-filled gift from friends to a new nurse starting their career. The combination of durable construction, long-lasting insulation, and a humorous, fade-resistant engraving helps this tumbler become a trusted companion on any shift—coffee breaks included.

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