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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the expertise and humor of the oral surgeon in your life with a durable, heart‑shaped keepsake that fits both the office and the home. This white MDF ornament with a high‑gloss finish brings a touch of warmth to trees, desks, or walls, making it a memorable Christmas gift or year‑round display.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high‑gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look that lasts season after season.
- Design: White, heart‑shaped ornament crafted for a clean, timeless aesthetic that complements any decor and space.
- Quote: Features the playful line, "I'm An Oral Surgeon. I Don't Argue. I Just Explain Why I'm Right." for instant smiles and conversation starters.
- Hanging Cord: Ships with a festive gold cord, ready to hang on a Christmas tree, in an office, or anywhere it’s enjoyed.
- Gift Suitability: Ideal for both men and women, whether gifting friends, coworkers, or family who appreciate dental humor and thoughtful sentiment.
This ornament isn’t just decoration—it’s a thoughtful nod to an oral surgeon’s expertise wrapped in humor. Its durable construction means it can be enjoyed for years, while the ready‑to‑hang cord makes display effortless. Perfect for holiday gifting, office decor, or a personal keepsake, it adds a cheerful, witty touch to any space.
