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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Best Effin' Oral Surgeon Ever tumbler—a durable, humorous, and practical drinkware companion designed for oral surgeons, dental teams, and medical friends who value both function and a smile.
- Size: Available in 20 oz and 30 oz options to match your caffeine needs or hydration habits.
- Material & Finish: Durable stainless steel with a sleek black powder coating for a modern, fingerprint-resistant look.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours, helping you power through long shifts.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved design is permanent and fade-proof, built to last far beyond a single season.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid with a secure fit to minimize accidents at the desk or on the go.
- Durability & Care: Rust-resistant construction designed for daily use and easy cleaning—perfect for busy medical settings.
- Cup Holder Compatibility: Fits most cup holders—great for work, travel, and errands between clinics and hospitals.
- Gift-ready: A thoughtful, unique gift from friends for Christmas, birthdays, or team appreciation.
This tumbler goes beyond a simple mug by delivering reliable hydration on busy days while delivering a smile with its humorous tribute. The sturdy stainless steel, powder coating, and laser-engraved message ensure it remains a trusted companion at the clinic, in the office, or on the road. Its long-lasting temperature control and distinctive, personal touch make it a standout gift for any oral surgeon or medical professional who values both function and flair.
