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Get ready to rock the Holiday season with our Performer Tumbler, featuring the bold quote 'I Am A Performer. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.' This gift is a must-have for any Performer enthusiast or those who appreciate a confident and fearless attitude.
As a Performer, you know that staying fueled and focused is essential for crushing your goals. That's why we've designed this 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated tumbler to keep your hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, no matter the occasion. Whether you're heading to a concert, a rehearsal, or just lounging at home, this Performer Tumbler is the perfect companion.
The black color and stainless steel/powder coating make it a sleek and sturdy accessory that's sure to turn heads. And with the lid included, you can enjoy your favorite beverages without worrying about spills or messes. This makes the ideal gift for any Performer in your life, or for yourself as a celebration of your own fearless attitude.
So why wait? Get your Performer Tumbler today and show the world what you're made of. It's the ultimate gift for any Performer, whether you're gifting it to someone special or treating yourself to a little something extra this Christmas season.
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Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
$79.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
As a Performer, you know that staying fueled and focused is essential for crushing your goals. That's why we've designed this 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated tumbler to keep your hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, no matter the occasion. Whether you're heading to a concert, a rehearsal, or just lounging at home, this Performer Tumbler is the perfect companion.
The black color and stainless steel/powder coating make it a sleek and sturdy accessory that's sure to turn heads. And with the lid included, you can enjoy your favorite beverages without worrying about spills or messes. This makes the ideal gift for any Performer in your life, or for yourself as a celebration of your own fearless attitude.
So why wait? Get your Performer Tumbler today and show the world what you're made of. It's the ultimate gift for any Performer, whether you're gifting it to someone special or treating yourself to a little something extra this Christmas season.
- This funny performer tumbler is made of high-quality stainless steel and powder coating, making it sturdy and easy to clean. The vacuum-insulated design keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, making it perfect for hot or cold beverages. It's the ideal gift for your favorite performer, whether it's a friend, family member, or colleague.
- The unique design and funny quote will bring a smile to your favorite performer's face. It's a great way to show your appreciation and support for their performing skills. Whether you're looking for a unique Christmas gift or just want to show your support, this tumbler is a great choice.
- This tumbler is perfect for hot or cold beverages, and the stainless steel and powder coating make it sturdy and easy to clean. It's also a great way to show your favorite performer that you care and appreciate their hard work.
- Give this funny tumbler as a gift to your performer friends and family this Christmas. They will appreciate the humor and thoughtfulness behind the gift. Whether you're looking for a unique gift or just want to show your support, this tumbler is a great choice.
- Don't miss out and make this Christmas one to remember for your favorite performer. They will appreciate the thought and humor behind the gift. This funny tumbler is a great way to show your appreciation and support for their performing skills.
✨ Features & Details
🔥 Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
🖤 Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
☕ Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
🧊 Durable stainless steel construction built for daily use
🧼 Clear, spill-resistant lid included
🚗 Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
🎁 Available sizes:
20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
