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Funny “Please Knock So We Have Time to Clean Up” Doormat | Relatable Coir Welcome Mat for Families | Real-Life Humor Front Porch Décor
Sale price
$35.95
Regular price
$71.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Because sometimes life happens faster than cleaning does! 😅
Our “Please Knock So We Have Time to Clean Up” doormat is the perfect blend of honesty and humor for any household. Whether you’ve got pets, kids, or just a tendency to live a little comfortably messy, this mat sets expectations (and laughs) right at the door.
Crafted from 100% natural coir fibers, this doormat traps dirt and debris while standing up to daily use. The non-slip PVC backing keeps it securely in place, even during last-minute tidy-up sprints. It’s durable, practical, and guaranteed to make your guests smile — because we’ve all been there!
Key Features
😆 Relatable & Funny Design: For homes where “real life” happens every day.
🌾 Durable Natural Coir: Made from eco-friendly coconut husk fibers for superior dirt-trapping power.
🏡 Versatile Year-Round Use: Perfect for porches, patios, mudrooms, or indoor entryways.
💧 Easy Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to clean; best used under covered areas.
🎁 Perfect Gift Idea: Great for housewarmings, birthdays, or anyone who loves a little front porch humor!
Product Specifications
- Material: 100% Coir (natural coconut fiber)
- Backing: Non-slip PVC
- Thickness: 0.6" (approx.)
- Sizes Available: 16" × 24", 18" × 30"
- Weight: ~4 lbs
- Usage: For covered outdoor or indoor entryways
- Care: Shake, brush, or vacuum to remove debris; keep dry to prolong life
