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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the hard work of the Postmaster with a humorous, thoughtfully designed Christmas ornament that fits right into any tree or office display. This circle MDF ornament features the tongue-in-cheek message: 'I May Be A Postmaster, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.'
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished, premium look.
- Print Quality: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid colors that stay vibrant over the years.
- Shape: Circular ornament designed for easy hanging and versatile display on trees, desks, or shelves.
- Hanging Cord: Ships with a festive gold cord for quick, hassle-free decorating.
- Durability: Lightweight and break-resistant, safe for households with children or pets.
- Audience & Gift Use: Ideal for Postmasters, coworkers, or family members who appreciate postal humor.
- Message: Displays the humorous quote: "I May Be A Postmaster, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
This ornament adds personality to holiday decor and office spaces while offering practical, long-lasting use. The durable construction, vibrant print, and included hanging cord make it a ready-to-display gift that brings a smile and a touch of whimsy to Christmas routines.
