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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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MADE IN THE USA
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Bring a smile to the desk and daily coffee ritual with a bold, black ceramic mug designed for postmasters and the people who appreciate their humor. It proudly displays the witty line: “I May Be A Postmaster, But I Can’t Fix Stupid People.”
- Capacity: Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit a quick pick-me-up or a longer coffee break.
- Material: Durable, high-quality ceramic built to withstand everyday use.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy reheating and effortless cleaning.
- Color & Print: Classic black exterior with crisp white typography for high contrast and legibility.
- Printed Message: Features the humorous, relatable quote that resonates with anyone who’s worked in a postal environment.
This mug isn’t just a container for coffee—it’s a confident, lighthearted reminder of appreciation. Its sturdy ceramic construction makes it a dependable everyday companion at the office, at home, or on the go. The bold text is designed for quick readability, so a quick glance at the cup brings a moment of levity during busy shifts.
