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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate postal pride with this heart-shaped ornament, designed for Postmasters and postal enthusiasts who love a touch of festive humor. It features the witty message: "I May Be A Postmaster, But I Can't Fix Stupid People."
- Heart-shaped design: A universally charming shape that adds warmth to Christmas decor and makes a thoughtful keepsake.
- Material: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a sturdy, premium feel.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant colors and a crisp, legible message that lasts.
- Display options: Easy to hang on a Christmas tree or display in a window to catch the light and spread holiday cheer.
- Gift suitability: An ideal present for Postmasters, mail carriers, or anyone who appreciates the postal service and a bit of humor.
This ornament adds festive charm while celebrating the dedication of post office professionals. The durable construction ensures it remains a memorable keepsake for years, and the humorous quote offers a lighthearted reminder of the challenges and rewards of the job. Hang it wherever you want a smile—from the tree to a windowsill—and enjoy a touch of warmth and appreciation during the holidays.
