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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This durable black tumbler is designed for priests, clergy supporters, and anyone who loves a witty nod to the calling. It features the message: "I'm A Priest. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." and is available in 20oz or 30oz sizes for everyday coffee or tea on the go.
- Size and capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to match your daily caffeine needs and activity level.
- Color and finish: Sleek black powder-coated stainless steel for a modern, timeless look.
- Material and construction: Durable stainless steel with a protective powder coating built for daily use.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, so you stay fueled during long days.
- Lid design: Clear, spill-resistant lid helps prevent leaks during travel or errands.
- Portability: Fits most cup holders, making it easy to take on sermons, visits, commutes, and trips.
- Durability: Sturdy build designed to withstand regular use and frequent cleaning.
- Decoration: Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
- Gift-ready appeal: A unique priest-themed gift suitable for Christmas, Easter, or any thoughtful occasion.
This tumbler isn’t just about keeping beverages at the right temperature—it’s about delivering a moment of levity that fits the moment. The laser-engraved message ensures the design lasts as long as the friendship or appreciation you’re recognizing, while the durable construction and secure lid minimize spills during travel, church duties, or daily routines. Ideal for priests, clergy supporters, or anyone who appreciates a clever, on-brand gift, it’s a practical, memorable way to show you care.
