Funny Quote Black Coffee Mug Gifts from Friends to Family Writers Christmas Unique Presents
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the writer in your life with a mug that pairs a strong cup of coffee with a bold sense of humor. This black ceramic mug is the perfect companion for writers, readers, and anyone who starts their day with a smile and a story.
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to suit your morning coffee needs.
- Material: High-quality ceramic designed for daily use and long-lasting durability.
- Color & Print: Classic black mug with crisp white lettering featuring the quote "Don't Trust A Writer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot".
- Care: Microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
- Use Case: Ideal for writing sprints, office desks, or cozy mornings at home—a practical, humorous staple for any writer.
This mug isn’t just a vessel for caffeine; it’s a everyday reminder that creativity thrives with a little humor. The sturdy ceramic build supports daily use, while the comfortable handle makes it easy to sip between chapters, edits, and brainstorming sessions. The witty quote adds a touch of personality to your routine, sparking smiles at the keyboard and in the kitchen. A thoughtful gift for writers at any stage—from aspiring authors to seasoned storytellers—this mug brings a practical, entertaining touch to Christmas gifting and beyond.