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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the dedication of postal workers with a playful touch this holiday season. This Funny Quote Oval Ornament features the witty line “Retired, Figure It Out Yourself,” making it a heartwarming and lighthearted gift for anyone in the postal community.
- Material: Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
- Print Method: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing for vibrant, long-lasting color that resists fading over time.
- Shape: Classic oval ornament designed to stand out on the tree or in a decorative display.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy hanging and a touch of seasonal elegance.
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for homes with kids or pets.
- Design: Clear, humorous message tailored for postal workers, coworkers, friends, and family.
This ornament isn’t just a decoration—it’s a meaningful, memorable way to show appreciation and share a laugh with someone who keeps things moving during the holidays. Its durable construction and edge-to-edge print ensure the joke stays vibrant year after year, while the gold hanging cord makes for effortless display on any tree, wall, or mantle. Perfect as a coworker gift, retiree token, or festive keepsake for the postal service enthusiast in your life.
